Marriage means spending the rest of your life with a special person and annoying them endlessly. LOL
I have noticed that most marriages or relationships have the same quarrels at home, once couples start leaving together. Here are a few stupid but regular fights between couples.
1.Tearing tissue paper: Does tissue paper tear well when pulled from under the roll or from the top? It really doesn't matter, just use it.
2.Pressing the toothpaste tube: Is pressing your toothpaste tube from the middle or the bottom matter? Just brush your teeth.
3.Putting the toilet seat up or down. Well that can be annoying, especially if there is pee on the seat.
4.Hair in the sink, shower or on the soap. Gross right!!!!
5.The remote control squabble: happens when a particular person is always changing channels without considering the other person.
6. Leaving stuff everyone: Throwing stuff from socks, shoes, clothes etc everywhere, creating a mess. Very annoying, right.
7.Deciding on what to eat:
Wife: What do you want to eat?
Husband: Anything
Wife: Will you eat pasta?
Husband: No I don't want pasta.
Wife: But you said ANYTHING.
Husband: What do you have
Wife: I just mentioned PASTA, do you know what SORT YOURSELF OUT
Does these sound familiar? Please share what you quarrel about.
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